Not a Jays fan

Jays

I never watch baseball. True story.

I went for a long walk today and a Canadian tourist stopped me and asked where I got my t-shirt. I said Canada, Urban Outfitters to be exact. She expressed some admiration for the Blue Jays and I admitted to never having followed baseball all that seriously. She gave me a strange look. I felt like a fraud. But I carried on with my pride intact.

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